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All Hail Emperor Shaq August 15, 2006

Posted by TheHype in Photoshopery , trackback |

Some lovely photos of Shaq plotting his takeover of China:

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See, it’s not just America that never had a black president, China never had a black emperor.. so think about that [/end somewhat politically incorrect joke]

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There’s not that much noodling in Shaq’s mind other than the obvious things.

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Finally, a bit Tarantino-esque. Btw, that’s not the actual English translation of what’s written in Chinese.. so whoever gets the real translation, gets a biiiiiig big prize from this blog. Hint (for the prize, not the translation): it has something to do with my hands, forcing them together.. and outputing sound, thus creating an ‘appreciative’ gesture.

And for the hell of it, since the picture was somewhat in the position of mockery:

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I feel bad for picking on Clifford.. he seems like nice enough guy.. but that IS a huge doubie.

Comments»

1. No Gravatar - August 15, 2006

Hype, that Tarantino-Shaq photo is brilliant!

2. No Gravatar - August 15, 2006

i like Cliff’s photo better
tell Cliff i’m on my way

feel the burn

3. No Gravatar - August 15, 2006

Heh thanks! I also hear Tarantino’s going to call it: “Enter the 7′1″ Black Dragon”.. rumors have it that Ving Rhames is set to play Shaq. Hopefully Ving fares better than his old Tarantino character Marsellus Wallace

4. No Gravatar - August 16, 2006

shaq is saying: you killed my master, prepare to die!!!

5. No Gravatar - August 16, 2006

jy - Good job! There’s also an [accept] before “to die” in there so that it’s a bit more fluid in Chinese… but I’m sure you knew that already didn’t you…

6. No Gravatar - August 16, 2006

haha, i like that political joke

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