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Guess What? I’ve Got a Madness… March 4, 2007

Posted by TheHype in College Hoops, Photoshopery, Seattle Supersonics, TV Shows , trackback |

…and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!

Well, that and some actual NCAA knowledge, because I have absolutely no idea who’s who. Except for Gonzaga, I sort of know one dude there, but that’s about it (so based solely on that, I’m totally rooting for them.. well, except for what happened.. that’s a no no)

But check dis—HoopsAddict wants to RULE the March Madness pools of all pools and I’ve enlisted to help the worthy cause and here’s the kicker: YOU CAN TOO! Follow the link and join part-ay and we’ll have grand ‘ol timez battling each other for bragging rights! Though no prizes have been announced yet, I hear rumblings that the winner gets to keep the losers’ unborn children! Yiipee!

And for your afternoon delight, here’s a new show I’m shopping for FOX this summer, check it out!

Heyhey, howdy folks. Now now, before we begin. How do I know you’re a redneck? Because your computer moniter is made out of shotguns! ha ha ha… *sigh*

Okay, onto the first topic:

[both Chris and Billy buzzed at the same time]

Jeff: Okay, I think Billy got it first


What?! Hell naw! I buzzed first, so I get to answer! I know this!


Jeff: Now, now, let Billy answer


It’s because of Chlorophyll!


Jeff: That is correct!


Man, fuck this! I had the answer bitch. I’ma bounce, I don’t need this!

[storms out of the studio]

Jeff: … umm.. alright, that ends today’s short show, thanks for tuning in, see you next time on, “Are you smarter than Chris—er..”someone else”!


Comments»

1. No Gravatar - March 5, 2007

Now what did Weezie ever do to you? (ha ha)

2. No Gravatar - March 5, 2007

i would love to have chris wilcox’s unborn children for some sarcastic reasons

3. No Gravatar - March 5, 2007

It’s only because I don’t think I’ve seen Coxy smile once, ever. Smile big man!

4. - June 2, 2007

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