It’s TIME For You To Get A Watch March 12, 2007
Posted by TheHype in Dallas Mavericks, Los Angeles Lakers, Photoshopery , trackback |
aha ha… *ahem*… had to get my 3rd grade jokes out of my Monday system
Apparently Kwambe Brown sucks at more than playing basketball — he doesn’t know what time is it: GAME TIME! It’s a serious disease really, the Can’t-Read-Time-Properly-itis, and it affects oh so many Laker centers with horrible hair style this time of year.
Symptoms include:
– inability to catch entry passes in the low post
– complete meltdown when dunking with two hands, even when no one is remotely near you
– kicking little puppies
What you can do about it:
– consult your local shaman
– or buy a watch, I hear they’re cheap these days
If your erection lasts for more than 72 hours:
– then you need to stop watching porn, like now
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