Playoff Fashions #1: KB2Fug April 27, 2007
Posted by TheHype in 2007 Playoffs, Culture/Fashion/Style, Los Angeles Lakers, Unrelatedness , trackback |
With all due respek to the folks of Go Fug Yourself…
Kobe, Kobe, Kobe, Kobe. Yes. We all know how you are. We know you very well. In fact, we know you a little too well.
We know that you like score — in more ways than one. We know that you want to be DA MAN. We know that you’re someone that basks in the limelight of having everyone be in awe of your talents.
We know that you probably like the movie Scarface (call it a hunch)… what we didn’t know was that you wanted to be go back to 1980s Miami to be an extra for the film with that getup of yours.
Hats are cool, I mean, everyone likes hats. But that thing that’s above your head… that’s no hat sir. It’s like dried orange peels “pretending” to be a hat/fedora/atrocity. Which I guess explains the mango shirt your wearing. Who the hell wears mango?! I take it you wanted to stick it to the Suns after you poured 45 on so you just had to ridicule their their pretty orange colors huh? “TAKE THAT orange! I’m going with a colorway that’s kinda orange, but off-colored. Bitches!” Don’t even get me started on the shoes…
Your daughter Natalia probably thinks you’re going to a mango factory now. Shame on you.
Try to explain the West...
Comments»
red shoes???red shoes???? oh me eyes!!!