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A Look At The Signings So Far July 12, 2007

Posted by TheHype in Charlotte Bobcats, New Jersey Nets, Orlando Magic, Toronto Raptors , trackback |

You need to know who’s going where for how much $$? Well, go look up it guy, I’m not your mom. Oh wait, um, sorry! Please come back! I’m cranky because I didn’t have my morning cookie. Alright, alllright… I’m better now. So, here is the exhaustive comprehensive list of all thing Free Agency signage:



Chauncey Billups: $60 Mil, 5 years
First thing to purchase: 500 iPhones, one for each of his contacts







Rashard Lewis: $4274580223147 Mil, ? years
First thing to purchase: Canada










Gerald Wallace: $57 Mil, 6 years
First thing to purchase: Bethlehem Shoals‘ apartment






Jason Kapono: $24 Mil, 4 years
First thing to purchase: more hair gel








Cookie Monster: 10 000 Cookies Carrots, 10 years
First thing to purchase: the hell? you can’t buy shit with carrots, what a dumbass… carrots…








Michael Moore: $40 Mil, 2 years
First thing to purchase: a life size doll of Dr. Sanjay Gupta and burn it








Vince Carter: $61 Mil, 4 years
First thing to purchase: a new cooter



Comments»

1. No Gravatar - July 12, 2007

Mo Williams is going to buy 65 tons of bratwurst.

2. No Gravatar - July 12, 2007

[homer simpson] mmm bratwurst…… aaaaaaaarhh [/homer simpson]

3. No Gravatar - July 13, 2007

I’m going to eat two of them right now. (seriously)

With club sauce. (not seriously)

4. No Gravatar - July 13, 2007

What?

5. No Gravatar - July 13, 2007

Yup, cookie monster is pimping healthy foods now… sad.

6. No Gravatar - July 14, 2007

brilliant stuff

I hope Lewis does not try to buy us.