FIBA Mascot’s Many Emotions August 15, 2007
Posted by TheHype in International Ball, Marketing , trackback |
First off, sorry to have to approve comments all over again for those leaving a comment, a lil’ delay but I gotcha.
Now onto important matters. As the FIBA Americas tourney in Vegas is coming up next week, I decided it would be wise to check out their shiny site.
But then I got distracted by Jay Jay (perhaps as in: Va-Jay-Jay), the official mascot. I’m not quite sure as to why I’m so distracted by Jay Jay, but something about him (possibly her?) is off. Can’t quite put my finger on it, but I’ll try.
He She It is BLUE with YELLOW hair, I mean, how fucking crazy is that?! And and, he’s wearing at least 5 rings while balling, that’s just stupid, gawd! I can go on and on, but since there’s no official bio, we don’t have the full story. Good thing I’m here. Here’s the Unrelatedness’ version Jay Jay’s many looks

You can see here Jay Jay is kid accessible, wit his inviting embrace and wacky shoes. Awww.

Hmm… Okay JJ is a little off the rockers here. Dressing up a basketball and sniffin’ fries instead of eating it. I think he’s high.

Fathers, don’t let your daughters date Jay Jay. First he pretends to be a gentlemen, but when things don’t go smooth for JJ (can’t get the girl to put out), he goes nunchuck psycho on yous.


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Reminds me a lot of…
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I always knew Billy Madison was behind FIBA. I mean if you think about it…the silly ball, funny rules, and that funky paint. Now…the mascot
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i’ve seen him in a couple of games. he’s hilarious. looks too much like elmo, but jay jay is really a fun character