Promises Promises Promises August 16, 2007
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5 Things I Plan on Doing This Upcoming NBA Season:
#5 - If there’s a boring lineup one night, be sure to download So You Think You Can Dance (Holy shit! I just saw it last night, can’t believe I missed it all summer, and I can’t even dance!)
#4 - Try and watch an entire game without commentary. I hear it’s like going cold turkey
#3 - Whenever there’s a full tv timeout, force self to write as quick a recap of whatever the hell just happened, including minute details such as: “first row, 3rd person from the left: looks like Adam Sandler”
#2 - While watching games with pals, be sure to wear matching NBA socks, it’s what’s the cool kids are doing
#1 - Before any game I anticipate is going to be a good one (i.e. Suns vs. Warriors; Mavericks vs. Spurs etc.), I’ll be sure to strangle a hobo for auspiciousness
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I already watch games on ESPN or ABC that feature the idiotic Bill Walton on mute. Try putting on your favorite rap CD over it, its kinda like watching the And1 Mix Tape Tour…kinda. Still better than hearing Walton ramble on about sunrises, or how “amazing” his son is. Luke Walton sucks too, just by assosiation. Sorry for my rant…
But Walton is the greatest commentator in the history of Western civilization! Or not, guess you have a point.