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WotS: Because the Science in Helmets Can Only Do So Much August 20, 2007

Posted by TheHype in Minnesota Timberwoves, Word on the Streetz , trackback |

Mad Dog Mark Madsen was injured on a “watercraft”. He’s getting a shoulder surgery and now out three months. You also remember Vlad Rad got injured doing a goofy fakey something-ey on the half pipes in the middle of the last season. Word on the Streetz would like to know how we should prevent future eXtreMe sport accidents…


Simon Kwan
Marine
“You tie the muthfaker
down and go all Clockwork
Orange
on them. Let’s see
them walk much less do
a sport from now on! Ha!”

Katie Reynolds
Power Broker
“We’re asking a little too
much aren’t we? Sure we can
prevent some things. But
what about personal freedom?
What if one day they want to
do the fun ‘fire-breathing-while-
bungie-jumping-as-you-
stab-sharks activity??
What then I ask?”

Michael Young
Salesman
“Eh mon, no worry bout
dem foos. Just relaxin’
and chilaxin’ … eh, did
someone say ‘pipes’?”

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