Ode to G-ODE September 14, 2007
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By now, the good (or bad) gospel has been out: Greg Oden isn’t going to play in the 2007-2008 NBA season because he’s getting microfacture surgery.
One look around the blogs, the word “depressing” has been used 3257 times, 3258 counting that previous one I just wrote. I’m not a monster, and of course I have feelings, so yes, I’m not disagreeing that it’s a pity for Greg to have to go through this (and fans as well). But what I intend to do here, is to try and keep an upbeat motif so as everyone won’t just cry themselves to sleep.
Here Are The Things Greg Oden Should Do On A Long Year Off:
Go to the fringe festivals and educate himself on alternative arts!
Go and a have a shave, finally
Go and be the spiritual guide to all the young Hollywood crazies out there
Go be super amazing at Halo 3, and then just kick Gilbert Arenas’ team’s e-ass
and ripping off last post: Go back to school?
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That’s a great line…maybe he should go back to school. The other thing to keep in mind about the Bowie comparisons that he’s been getting is that medical procedures have advanced dramatically since Bowie was getting leg surgeries. I wouldn’t expect Oden to have the same kinds of setbacks, but then again when you think about what happened to Grant Hill, anything is possible.