The Official Isiah Thomas Rules of Insultery September 18, 2007
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“I’ve got ___ … in different area codes … “So I.T. seriously is just letting his mouth talk without even thinking twice huh? Exhibit C: who is and who is not allowed to use the word “bitch”.
Asked if he was bothered by a black man calling a black female “bitch,” Thomas said: “Not as much. I’m sorry to say, I do make a distinction.
“A white male calling a black female a bitch is highly offensive,” Thomas said. “That would have violated my code of conduct.”
Why are we even bringing up such a foul display of immaturity from Thomas for being class-A moron? Well, so that we can open up the vault on what else Isiah Thomas wants to teach us about Proper Usage of Insultery Involving the Word “bitch”
• You CAN’T call someone a “bitch” until after 1:30pm EST
• You CAN call someone a “bitch” if Halo 3 is involved
• You CAN’T use “bitch” just simply as the goto insult in and of itself (for that wouldn’t be creative)
• You CAN use “bitch” in the following way: “Hey, why you gotta bitcherize this poster dude?” or “Man, that shirt is soooo not bitchin’” Variations are encouraged
• You CANNOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, use “bitch” when it is preceded by these two words of a particular pop song: “It’s Britney, ____ “… only because it’ll just remind us how awful Ms. Spears’ career has become in recent years
• You CAN use “bitch” if you’re in prison, obviously
• You CAN’T use “bitch” when she beats you at Rock Paper Scissors … even when she might do this
• You CAN use “bitch” after watching Deadwood DVDs, but really? That’s like the most tame slur out of everything you can come up with after viewing that incredible show
and finally …
• you CAN’T use “bitch” if you oversleep and miss the bus and then miss an important class and you’re left outside the room screaming UGH! … dude, sleep earlier!
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Thanks for the clarifications–this is making a lot more sense now. I wonder how Isiah would feel about this, though.
What are the rules when discussing dog breeding? Gotta be no holds barred there, right?
Re: Dogs — it’s all game if said dogs are of the “pampered celebrity tiny variety” … but if it’s Clifford, then you got a problem with me good sir!