Season 1 of Gazo The Pranksta on DVD Now! October 1, 2007
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Surely I cannot have the entire season of Gil er, Gazo’s show on DVD when the none of it has even graced our internet screens. Surely, if you assume as such, you are wrong. Shirley, you’re wrong as well, for other, totally random reasons.
Yes, indeed, I have seen it all. And I will ruin it for all of you. And I’ll do it without any spoiler alerts, MWAHAHAHAHAHA.
Episode 1: Gazo Fakes His Own Death
In this pilot episode, Gazo decides he’s learned everything there is to learn so he plans out a way to, get this: stop going to school. He enlists the help of Abbey, because well, look at her! At first they were going to do a simple photoshop of him laying on the side of the road with ketchup all over the place. But Abbey’s all like “No Gazo, if we go, we have to go all the way.” To which Gazo promptly stopped right there and said, “Right. Fuck this, I’ll just fake a doctor’s note”
Episode 2: Gazo Does “Special” Scientific Experiments on Agent Zip
The origins of Zip’s pouch zipper is finally revealed.
Episode 3: Gazo Christmas Special
In a special Gazo interpretation of Dickens’ Christmas Carol, Gazo gets visited by the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future. He then bet with them each $50 000 that he can make 100 3s using his left hand. Suckers as they were, the three Christmas Ghosts got their asses (um… incorporeal asses) handed to them.
Episode 4: Gazo Learns About Being An Adult
One day at the end of classes, Gazo forgot his backpack in his classroom. Upon entering, he sees that his math teacher is calculating the quadratic equation all by himself, if you know what I mean. Gazo then got that teacher fired because he is a sick sick man. This episode is banned in 17 countries.
Episode 5: Gazo Has A Doppelgänger Part 1
In this penultimate ep, Gaz finds out someone took a sample of his DNA and made a direct clone of him. At first Larry, the Asian guy, suspected someone odd when the double started saying things like, “Oh, my swag is okay… it’s nothing great… certainly not phenomenal” But Larry wears glasses, so they dismiss him. That would be a grave mistake, as Faux-Gazo took this opportunity to … dun dun dun … be NICE to Larry! To Be Continued…
Episode 6: Gazo Has A Doppelgänger Part 2
Gazo finds out that Other-Gazo is actually a much nicer and more humble person than he is. In fact everyone seems to like him. Other-Gazo doesn’t really pose a threat, he’s not trying to takeover Gazo’s life—he even asked Real Gaz if he should leave—and it just seems like the day is sunnier when Other-Gazo is around. Everything seems perfect right? And that is why Gazo called the IRS on Fake-Gazo. Now he’s in prison for not paying taxes.
“But! But… I’m a clone!” he said before the guards locked him up
“Hahah, yeeeeah, OJ used that one on me already. I’m not falling for that one again, thankyouverymuch” replied the judge.
The End.
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