Stephen Jackson Is Totally Confused December 13, 2007
Posted by TheHype in Golden State Warriors, Referees , trackback |
Watch out Stephen! There are giant question signs
next to you!! Holy Shit!Action Jackson totally revamped his image after last year’s spectacular Warriors run, at least to me, I dunno about the rest of the world. The rest of the world being refs. Jack is just trying to do what he do you know? Drive in the lane with hot fire, and just lead the way with l’esprit! But that can’t happen if say, you get tossed out of a game… for which you don’t even know why:
“I’m still trying to figure out what’s considered a foul and what’s not considered a foul,” said Stephen Jackson, who drew a technical foul in the third quarter and fouled out in the fourth. “I need to read the players’ manual. I’m confused right now.”
“These days, when I get techs I don’t know if I did something or not,” Jackson said. “(It’s) based on how people perceive me, so I don’t even pay it no attention, man.”
Damn right! I’m not going to pay no attention to them neither! But I do see that perhaps, Stephen, we can help you out figuring out what’s considered a foul and what’s not considered a foul. I believe this is from Page 87 Quiz from the Player’s Manual on such matters, I hope it helps! Hey, the rest of you can play along too!
| 1. Throwing a ball into the crowd 2. Pushing the stanchion 3. Shoving an opponent during dead ball 4. Throwing a headband away 5. Screaming at a ref |
a. A tech, because you did it during commercial break, whereby viewers don’t get to it live. Shame on you b. Not a technical, but you’ll get a “I’m very very disappointed in you look” from one of the refs c. A tech, but only after video review, where the judges are toddlers d. An automatic Tech 3: the type where they’ll beat you will metal folding chairs, a la WWE. e. You get a red card, equivalent to 2 techs and a vanilla ice cream cone |
Leave your answers in the commentz sextion fools!
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1-a
2-d
3-c (PADDED METAL UNITE!!!!)
4-b
5-3
Damn swizzy!
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