Oh What A Year It Shall Be January 2, 2008
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2008, welcome to the world. The empty, dark and barren world… Smilies!
There was shit fest of snow the past couple of days and I just got around to “help” out shoveling. I could totally bury my neighbor and now one would know…until just now…but…we’re cool right? You’re not going to tell are you? ARE. YOU.? I have snow and I’m not afraid to use it.
Anyways, as far as NBA storylines are concerned, I have a hard time reading it.
THE EAST: For sure, Chicago needs a life preserver ASAP. Scottie Pippen? If only for vanity… I’d say bring in Hubie Brown — it’ll be a blow to ESPN and fans of good analysis, but he’s the type of coach that can give mouth to mouth to this choking franchise. C’mon, who wouldn’t give Hubes an open mouth kiss? AMIRIGHTLADIES?
The Hawks are getting the quietest press (that or I haven’t read much… or in reality, I can’t read) even though they are fourth place in the East! Damn! Is it possible the Hawks kill’em come playoff time? Detroit keeps on trucking and finally have that “no respect” card to play again now that the Celtics take the burden off everyone else’s chest to dominate silly in the regular season. I see that as a wise move, because seriously, the elites need not waste energy on the dreary game of February.
Toronto, Indiana and Washington: someone please make the move to differentiate yourselves, or else I’m just looking at the exact same team fighting for nothing. Cavs, go away. And by the way, the Hedo pic is just to remind myself that I’m actively rooting for the Magic to represent the East in the Finals. It’s so crazy it’s going to happen!
THE WEST: Despite the slowness to Dallas, it’s looking like they’ll make themselves quite the Second Half Push Sandwich and eat it like it’s yummy. The Hornets can just let Chris Paul’s magical powers take over. The Suns/Spurs have made a pact to just play for reals against each other. Denver hopes their night and day performances work out for them. Portland is going to the 2nd round and whoever that thought of the Shorts Shorts Lakers promotion should be tried for Crimes of War.
What’s On The Tele-Tube Tonight?
- Focus your eyeballs on Mavs-Warriors Winner: Mavs
- Letterman, Leno, Ferguson, Conan, Kimmel are all back tonight. I actually quite like them all and hope for their best, but clearly Letterman/Ferguson has the edge with writers back as well. Winner: Letterman, and a push to Kimmel
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HEy there! I was wondering about that. I’m expecting Radiohead-level of clairvoyance since this took so long