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Things You Wouldn’t Hear January 11, 2008

Posted by TheHype in Culture/Fashion/Style, Photoshopery, TV Shows , trackback |

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DAVID STERN: So that’s all there is… any questions?

REPORTER: Yes right here, David. What are your thoughts on Make Me A Supermodel?

DAVID STERN: What?

REPORTER: What are your thoughts on Make Me—

DAVID STERN: I heard you the first time. I can’t believe you’re asking this stupid question.

REPORTER: Well, I…

DAVID STERN: “Well I” NOTHING! Make Me A Supermodel is such a Project Runway and America’s Next Top Model ripoff. How dare you bring that trash into my press conference. Be gone you witch! Be gone!!

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1. goathairNo Gravatar - January 11, 2008

I went to school with a dude from Make Me a Supermodel.

2. Hardwood ParoxysmNo Gravatar - January 11, 2008

I wondered why he had such an affinity for Manu Ginobili….