Not Quite How I Remembered It January 30, 2008
Posted by TheHype in Movies, Photoshopery, Toronto Raptors , trackback |
SAMMIE: I’ve got to stop this thing!
JACK: NO! Stay above fifty!
ANNIE: We’ve got a wounded, er, injured –
JACK: You slow down and this team will explode!
(Silence)
JACK: There is a bomb with this team. If we slow down. IT’LL BLOW
JACK: If anyone tries to get off (the team via trade), it’ll blow
SAMMIE: This is great. A bomb on hightops.
JACK: Ma’am, um… sir, can you handle this bus, er, team?
SAMMIE: Sure, I can do this. It’s just like driving a really big Pinto.
JACK (not amused) : Can you handle it?
SAMMIE (sighs): I’m fine. What’s the plan? Is there a plan?
JACK (taking a cell phone out): Just for you to drive. We’re okay for now. Just stay above fifty (percent, record-wise)
SAMMIE: You’re a cop, right?
JACK: That’s right.
SAMMIE: Then I should probably tell you: I’m just taking the bus ’cause I had my driver’s license revoked.
JACK: What for?
SAMMIE: Speeding.
(Jack smiles)
SAMMIE: And stealing cats.
Try to explain the West...
Comments»
haha. How do you find all these funny pictures