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Pre-Emptive Headline Puns January 30, 2008

Posted by TheHype in 2008 All Star Game, Photoshopery, Toronto Raptors , trackback |

It’s a scientific fact that Jamario Moon will win the dunk contest. Einstein had a wet dream about it. Just as I foresaw him getting the invite eons ago, I envision his win to be fireworks-worthy. That is why, with a little combination of the northern blogger brain power, Jeff Wong over at The Score shot over some J-Lune imagery that I’m sure the AP’s headline writers will be drooling all over.

The Moon Jumped Over the Cow

Jamario Celebrates Crown With a Mooncake

Moonwalking (NASA Edition) via E.Smitty

Moonwalking (Thriller Edition)

Project Runway

The Full Moonty


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1. Basketball » Pre-Emptive Headline Puns - January 30, 2008

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2. SpursCenterNo Gravatar - January 30, 2008

hilarious

3. HalNo Gravatar - January 30, 2008

My eyes have been blinded on that last one. But great headlines nonetheless.

4. JakeTheSnakeNo Gravatar - January 30, 2008

The lack of a photoshop with Jamario dressed up as a member of CCR hurts the inner Jake.

5. TheHypeNo Gravatar - January 31, 2008

@ JakeTS Damnit, I knew I missed a goldmine finish!!

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