NBA Blah Day: Be A Spy April 21, 2008
Posted by TheHype in 2008 Playoffs, Referees, Toronto Raptors , trackback |
According to Jeff Wong of THE SCORE dot SEE EH “Blah Day” is the day you realize you wasted your life rooting for millionaires that slack off on defense which then somehow makes you cry like a little girl.
The idea is to do something about it. Stop watching that ugh team and go outside for once. I have found a very good idea as to what to do. Be an undercover spy. Specifically, be Bob Delaney. Yar, many moons ago we already knew Bobby was a snitch, yet it’s always compelling to think that one day, whilst calling a 3 second violation on the LA Clippers, it turns out to be an all out FBI raid signal for a drug bust. We all knew David Stern was a kingpin.
There’s another reason why playing spy is fun: you get to feel sick to your stomach. As Mr. Covert explained in his “phone” interview with CBC Radio’s Sook-Yin (holla!) “Secret Lives” he would want to throw up because it felt like he betrayed his best pals—it’s totally like Super-Soaking your own teammates!
So, instead of throwing up because your team ahem* Raptors *ahem* can’t cover the rotation, you can throw up because you’re in constant fear of your diluted morality. Win win!
“Secret Lives” (mp3) – CBC Radio (starts at 2:00min and is picked back up at 20:00min)
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At least you’re not a Wizards fan……