Goodbye Leggy Bosh April 28, 2008
Posted by TheHype in 2008 Playoffs, Orlando Magic, Toronto Raptors , trackback |
Cerebral head bumps to Mr. Kerby for getting this into my head so as a result, the following should be sung whilst listening to FOC (video)
[Stan Van Gundy]
Goodbye, goodbye-ee-eye
Leggy Bosh
Every game I look
across the hardwood floor
There you were
Your shorts down to your legs
And your legs down to the floor.
Leggy Bosh goodbye, goodbye.
Now that you are gone I’ll never see you here on your bench chair
Wish you knew how much I loved your legs and your hair
Leggy Bosh goodbye, goodbye
[Chorus]
(Hedo Turkoglu)
Leggy, Leggy, Leggy, Leggy
(Dwight Howard)
Leggy, Leggy, Leggy, Leggy
(Hedo)
Leggy, Leggy, Leggy, Leggy
(Dwight)
Leggy, Leggy, Leggy, Leggy
(Hedo)
Boshie, Boshie, Boshie, Boshie
(Dwight)
Boshie, Boshie, Boshie, Boshie
(Hedo)
Boshie, Boshie, Boshie, Boshie,
(Dwight)
Boshie, Boshie
(Both)
Leggy Bosh, goodbye, goodbye
(Stan)
I cannot fly, so I cried…
Wo-oo-wo
But that’s a lie!
[Chorus]
(Hedo)
Leggy, Leggy, Leggy, Leggy
(Dwight)
Leggy, Leggy, Leggy, Leggy
(Hedo)
Leggy, Leggy, Leggy, Leggy
(Dwight)
Leggy, Leggy, Leggy, Leggy
(Hedo)
Boshie, Boshie, Boshie, Boshie
(Dwight)
Boshie, Boshie, Boshie, Boshie
(Hedo)
Boshie, Boshie, Boshie, Boshie,
(Dwight)
Boshie, Boshie
(All three)
Leggy Bosh
*sigh*
I’ll never get,
I’ll never get to be with you
I’ll never get to share another turkey with you
I’ll never get to let you know how much I feel bad for you
I’ll never get to embarass your mediocre team on the ball floor
(T)
He’ll never get
(D)
He’ll never get
(T)
He’ll never get
(D)
He’ll never get –
(Both)
To say…
(Dwight)
Hoop, Leggy Bosh, you got it goin’ on
Wanna see you miss shots that clonk clonk clonk
See you settin’ up for passes all gone wrong
*Mumble mumble mumble*
Farewell song
(Stan)
Goodbye…
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*random ps: listen to me and visit PLEgirls and check itz… some of them are cool and funky while one of them I find oh so weird… 
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Comments»
GOOSEPIMPLES
Funny, that first verse also works when sung to Elton John’s “Candle in the Wind.”
Now THAT’s goosepimply.
Thanks for mentioning the FOC. I am an old school FOC fan. I saw their HBO special a year before their show came out and I was hooked. They are GREAT.
I have this orginal version in my car right now.
Leggy Bosh
You crazy.