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Isis, Poulus… Whatever-sis: Greece vs. Team USA Live Blog August 14, 2008

Posted by TheHype in International Ball , 3 comments |

Hi, sup?

This is a good game already, I’m sorry I haven’t been around in ages. I’ve missed you. Let’s get settled. 7-6 US.

Love Greece’s passing. So fluid and intelligent, no energy is wasted.

You know, even after two years, I can’t believe Greece has a black guy. When will the Chinese learn to adopt.

Then again, American passes are just cerebral, like an extension of one’s natural movements.

17-14 US. Scharcanti-whatever can pound for pound match Shaq’s buttocks.

I’m actually happy to see Wade’s dumbass flippy insance acrobats. Nice pass to Bosh.

24-18… oh right, dunking is allowed in this game… now that was an amazing dunk-save combo from Wade to Bryant. Followed by a Greek dunk, followed by Howard slam and LeBron flight. Yay

Ooooh, Greece does TWO ass slaps. You know what that means…

Honestly, LeBron just needs to bulldoze his way through everyone. Works in construction, works in basketball, that’s my motto in life.

It just hit me now… we have the tri-fect-ta to his Airness all in one spot. Bryant, James, Wade. They just all did crazy shit that was a slice of Jordan-ness. It’s just like Dragonball when that one dude and the other dude formed to become another dude. YEAH I WENT THERE.

Wade’s balling, two nice drives 36-26

Ugh… Paul Romandick on TSN just said “okay, let’s just dumb it down for people that don’t watch basketball…” Dude, what makes you think they’re watching now?

38-30, just a couple of runs til the US just breaks this baby up. Nice to see Kobe shot a real 3

Yeah, that’s about it, 46-30 after a trap and a 10, 10, 9 landing for LeBron (fucking Russian judges yet again…)

Okay, that was fun… went to take a long breakfast break — probably didn’t miss much. I’ll be around soon enough. Peace and love.