Oh Boy, Dr. Melfi Isn’t Gonna Like This August 13, 2007
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 Or maybe she will, I have no idea.
Truthfully, I only watched the season finale of The Sopranos (sorry, Murder She Wrote is a bitch to finish). Check it, Tony S will transform himself into a legend in the basketball world: Sonny Vaccaro
Emphasis mine!!! Lord Baron and Gandolfini… woah, I wanna be in that same room. Gandolfini’s Next Gig Easy as ABCD [E!!!!!! News] |
Jesus Got Fined $80 000 For Discussing Durant March 21, 2007
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Coming hot off the asses of the recent fines given out from the NBA to Danny Ainge and Michael Jordan is Team Christianity’s GM, Jesus, for speaking publicly about NCAA stud Kevin Durant.
Jesus got fined a whooping $80 000 for reportedly talking to several prominent (dead) NBA agents from his home in Heaven.
“Yo, this is fucking bullshit,” said J-Dawg, “I was merely commenting on his upside! Is it wrong to compliment a player nowadays? The Hell??”
Lucifer could not be reached at press time to respond to Jesus’ possible slight towards his Lair of Darkness.
“Look,” says He who turned water into wine, “MJissey, (oh, only I get to call him that, we’re tight), didn’t do anything wrong either, so I think Stern has some sort of God-complex — yeah, the irony isn’t lost on me.
“I mean, these kids, what will they say when they’re being interviewed by Stuart “Pervert Eyes” Scott when they get drafted? Certainly they need to know I’m approving of their talents so that they can say, ‘First of all, I’d like to thank Jesus…’ So come on, I’m just keeping the system flowin’!”
Though Kevin Durant may or may not be coming to the NBA next year, he sure has influenced tons of money, the latest being Kobe Bryant’s alleged call on behalf of Nike for a shoe deal:
Word is Kobe Bryant has already called Kevin Durant on behalf of Nike and that a shoe deal ranging between $30 million and $50 million simply needs to be presented.
Jesus plans on calling NBA Commissioner David Stern to make arrangements for lowering the fine, claiming he’s a little strapped for cash, something to do with prostitutes’.
As always, The Unrelatedness will be following this story as it develops.
CIS Tourney Day 1: We Lost. The End. March 17, 2007
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Ugh, when you lose in a single elimination game, that’s when I think the format blows. (If we had won, I’d obviously think it was the greatest invention in the history of anything).
So… here’s some light recap (because really, losing sucks) whilst I fight off the Nova Scotian beer (possibly spiked) on the weekend of St. Paddy’s Day:
— our bus ride was a grand total of 15 hours. FIFTEEN HOURS. I hate people. And roads. And distance/time/space continuum.
— a little bit more on the bus ridez: there were random impromptu “get up and party for no real reason with cheersquad ladies” (could very well be cuz they’re purty)
— Overheard on the bus: “Hey, I’m just a white boy with a big mouf”
— okay game: Our team just never played up to their tempo and style. It sucks because 1) the entire season, in all the games they won (lost just once), they always had a plan B that won the game if plan C didn’t work. Like if exploiting the lowpost didn’t work, rain 3s all day. Or if the 3s aren’t dropping, the entire team got to the line. Today, we couldn’t even get Plan Z to work.
— the two best players, leaders of the team, in their last games as a collegiate player to try to get a national title were understandably down and didn’t want to talk….. imagine what it felt like trying to get them out of the lockerroom and ask them for their.. um.. “thoughts”
— Don’t you just hate it when the other team’s best scorer hit EVER.THING. he threw up and made you look like you were playing grade 3 defense? Yeah, I hate that too.
That pic above probably is the best moment of the team’s effort and expectations for this whole weekend. It was snapped just before the tip as you can tell. Crazy how just 40 minutes can drown out a season’s worth of highs and dreams… sighz and sadface emoticon… *not* looking forward to the 15hours back…
Duke Fans Will Love This March 14, 2007
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…or raise hell in an impromptu mob a la Frankenstein to find this Peter Rosenberg cat, whichever comes first. I’m not much of a college ball follower (aka I never figured out when they were on the local channels… I’m lazy that way) but I sure know that the back and forth between DOOK Fans vs. Anti-Duke Fans make the Spartans and Athenians look like preschool kiddies.
(note: if you spoil 300, I will hunt you down)
“You even suck at rape,
I know for a fact,
My boy Mikey got the tape”
When you’re dropping lines like that, you know they’re serious about Duke-hating. A classic rap/parody/burn all around.
[Evidently, This Is Why Duke Sucks (the FanHaus and it's almighty ways...)]
ps: sorry about the back to back YouTubing, I’ll try harder, pinky promise! Look for a little thingy post with more words tomorrow, toodles~
Guess What? I’ve Got a Madness… March 4, 2007
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…and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!
Well, that and some actual NCAA knowledge, because I have absolutely no idea who’s who. Except for Gonzaga, I sort of know one dude there, but that’s about it (so based solely on that, I’m totally rooting for them.. well, except for what happened.. that’s a no no)
But check dis—HoopsAddict wants to RULE the March Madness pools of all pools and I’ve enlisted to help the worthy cause and here’s the kicker: YOU CAN TOO! Follow the link and join part-ay and we’ll have grand ‘ol timez battling each other for bragging rights! Though no prizes have been announced yet, I hear rumblings that the winner gets to keep the losers’ unborn children! Yiipee!
And for your afternoon delight, here’s a new show I’m shopping for FOX this summer, check it out!
Heyhey, howdy folks. Now now, before we begin. How do I know you’re a redneck? Because your computer moniter is made out of shotguns! ha ha ha… *sigh*
Okay, onto the first topic:
[both Chris and Billy buzzed at the same time]
Jeff: Okay, I think Billy got it first
What?! Hell naw! I buzzed first, so I get to answer! I know this!
Jeff: Now, now, let Billy answer
It’s because of Chlorophyll!
Jeff: That is correct!
Man, fuck this! I had the answer bitch. I’ma bounce, I don’t need this!
[storms out of the studio]
Jeff: … umm.. alright, that ends today’s short show, thanks for tuning in, see you next time on, “Are you smarter than Chris—er..”someone else”!
