Catching Up With Everything In The History Of Everything January 29, 2008
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…Which of course, means after this post, I’d be gone for another 9 and a half days. So be the fickle nature of life… and the bloody cold.
NBA: I hear Chris Paul is Superman, Batman, Voltron, Phrenium Cadmium Isotope-92 all rolled into one amazing player that is murking the entire Western Conference. The Western Conference! And his Hornets (ironically, they do NOT have horns) have been beating up on their Southwest Division brothers in the Spurs.
Oh, what? He’s not a West All-Star starter? Well then, the only emotion I can convey in response to that is to imitize The Bryon Scott Arms Folding Emotion of Anger.
Webber Is Back In The Bay-Ay: I look forward to the post game interviews. Please please Mr. Commish re-instate the Beer Drinking After Game rule. For all the jumping around the league, C-Webb still has that affect on fans, and opponents (somewhat…whenever he can jump) so it’s nice to see the whole thing come full circle.
What else? The Miami Heat is worse than my nephew’s Toddler League (and he’s only 13 months old!!) It would seem like I love to harp on the Heat (I really do) but it’s just poetic, seeing as how I started this blog so many moons ago during the 06 Finals whereby Riley and Co. were able to “overcome insurmountable obstacles”. When beating Indiana to snap a 15 game L-Streak is the best thing since winning the chip, let’s just call this team lottery worthy shall we?
The Wire: HOLY SHIT. They killed Prop Joe. You bastards. I’d say his death is worse than Butchie’s only because I’ve grown fond of his sage wisdom over the seasons.
Now that’s another incentive for Omar to get the guns blazing. Though, and I don’t know anything since I’m spoiler free, I get the sense that his invincible hit man just might fall down this last season. Paging Brother Mouzone… Paging Brother Mouzone…
For the Love of Christ, Use Firefox: State of the Unrelatedness Address August 13, 2007
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My fellow Unrelatednessians, I come before you blah blah blah nostalgic story—get out of my office!
Anyway, as you probably guessed, there is a slight change here at TheHypeGuy.com (what tipped you off?). But really, besides me totally ripping off being currently inspired by Gawker/Deadspin’s layout design (and PLEASE use Firefox, Internet Explorer is an abortion to figure out), everything is still the same: expect some more Toons in the coming weeks (hey! I still know how to draw! I think…), more NBA dissemination and basically more or less exactly what is still going on here back at the old country.
And of course, during the habitual droughts here, as always, I might have been hanging out at the FanHouse or Ballhype (updated links/RSS feeds available on the shiny left sidebar for your convenience, but go ahead and CTRL+refresh for me, thanks)
Reason for the changeover has something to do with 3 hookers, a clock and the 1995 cinematic classic Under Siege 2: Dark Territory starring Steven Segal and a very young Katherine Heigl who may or may not have been “knocked up” at the time.
Oh and still working on getting all posts carried back over here within the week…please pray with me UPDATE: heeey, would you look at that… it worked, everything is back! Except youtubes, that’s gonna be a bioootch.
Calm Down My Heroes, I Shall Fix This…
(THEHYPGUY.com moving pains)
August 11, 2007
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Hype here, heeey… what’s new? Had that new sub at Quiznos yet? Hmm, I bet you tried to ask that girl out didn’t you? Yeaah you did, you dawg!
Me? Oh you know… finding a server host, figuring out domain redirecting shit, and painfully trying to make my beautiful, beautiful THEHYPEGUY.com posts from yesteryear imported over here. You know, the usual.
BEAR (rawr) WITH ME FOLKS! I am enlisting the Defender of Sports Blogs; Jason Gurney to help me out with all my little questions (like “woah, the fuck is .index file?” etc)
Until then, there’s always the o.g. blog where you can read whilst holding back tears that I’m leaving wordpress.com …
Self-Pimpin’…Up In M.T.L.? October 23, 2006
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Just a quickie (must recover from blabbering over the hosts on the radio show):
Over the weekend, the kind kind folks over at Daily Basketball gave NBA Basketball and Other Unrelatedness Kobe’s old number on their Top Ten hoops blogs. 9th is Blog Maverick—chew on that it mr. multi-millionaire that can’t type more than 5 words without the words “DMCA safe harbor act”!
While I’m at it, I’m just going to say big ups to the rest of the hoops blog world, from the warm and fuzzy support of IHeartKG, SunsGossip, HoopsAddict, PhoenixSunsRising to all the rest of the genius writers out there (y’all know who you are, TrueHoop, TBJ, B.R. etc etc etc.. see: NBA Talky links on the right side) that I “draw” inspiration from when reading their content. As always, I’ll keep on furthering the UnrelatednessBiz, because if I don’t, Reggie Evans threatened to come over and take something away…
And yes, those are space invaders on the top banner, I’m glad you asked.
