WotS: Here Comes Kobe… March 3, 2008
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Mr. Bryant once again itched his way into the 50+ point game arena when he pretty much beat the Mavs and stole Mark Cuban’s GI Joe toy all by himself. Word on the Streetz sought the higher meaning in all this…
 Cate Lepard Illustrator “Kobe’s just trying to get that elusive Oscar… What? The Awards were two weeks ago?”  Gina Welds Banker “It’s like he can’t stand the fact that points get shared by other people and not just him!”  Mr. Roboto DVD inspector “Yeah? Well, I once ate nine medium sized pizzas let’s see him top that shiz.” |
WotS: This Ones Goes Out To Dwight’s Baby’s Mamas January 14, 2008
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Dwight Howard is a daddy. Yay! Sincere congrats from TheHypeGuy (big fan!). Here’s hoping you don’t tomahawk the kid by accident. Word on the Streetz reacts AS IT HAPPENS…
 Lenny Wander Inventor “Wow! Unexpected! Exclamation points!”  Joan Leigh Sword Wielder “Just imagine, in 21 short years, Dwight Jr. will be able to dominate the league with the 8-time Champs the Tribeca Knicks!”  Shawn Kemp Rain Man “So…” |
WotS: Gil Shuttin’ Yer Down? January 7, 2008
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Woah there Nelly. Gilbert Arenas might be thinking of forgetting the 07-08 season ever happened by thinking of not coming back this season. How are the citizenry of Word on the Streetz going to take this…
 Jonas Yezim Patent Officer “Arenas plays basketball? I thought he was imaginary, like Captain Planet, the Loch Ness and genital herpes.” Sarah Laney Poll Researcher “It saddened me… he totally fucked up my fantasy team.”  Barack Obama Prez Candidate “FINALLY!” |
WotS: Will The Atlanta Hawks Keep On– No. December 11, 2007
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Hotlanta is at .500 so it must be a sign that they’ve turned a corner right? New unis, Joe Johnson back and some wins! Word on the Streetz inquires how much longer will the honeymoon last…
Jim Turner Filmmaker “As soon as their Hawk mascot eats another baby, we’ll see them in the bottom of the Conference again.” Kelly Patterson Analyst “One of these days Josh Smith will jump too high and escape the gravity field. What will Atlanta do then huh? HUH??”  Laura Mills Expert “Screw those two other guys! I really think they’ll make it to the playo— BWHAHAHAHAHAH. Ah, I was so close.” |
WotS: Kobe Getting Rusty? November 26, 2007
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As LeBron is putting a couple string of triple doubles, Kobe missed a crucial game tying free throw at home. Word on the Streetz wants to know, based on that one play in the dying seconds of their 13th game in November against an Eastern squad, DOES THIS MEAN KOBE’S DONE?…
 Joan Sheen Linguist “Yes.” Leroy Rifkin Artist “No.”  Dr. Tolsky Doctor “??” |
WotS: Mess With The Bulls, You…Probably Beat Them November 19, 2007
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Bulls aren’t winning. What up? Word on the Streetz says what up…
Miriam Vance Financial Advisor “It’s because Scott Skiles utters just one thing over and over again during games: ‘head bands! head bands!’ It’s so sad.” Jeff Klein Art Curator “Chicago wants to keep it real that’s all. They just want the people to know they can lose like the rest of us.”  Richard Campbell Fencer “HALP! Wallace iz in da paint, missin ur shotz!” |
WotS: If There’s A World Where Dennis Rodman Isn’t A Coach In The WNBA, Then I Don’t Want To Be In It November 12, 2007
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Someone call Commissioner Gordon, this historic milestone has to happen. Word on the Streetz checks in with the rest of the crew…
 Randy Elman Glass Maker “You know what? Not even Mr. Cross Dresser, Tattoo Wearer, Piercing Thinger, Hair Colorer can make the 2-3 back door layup exciting to me.” Peter Klein Teacher “Hey, I hear it’s the new great way to meet women, who knew?”  Carmen Electra Very Hot Person “Dude, don’t let him be the coach. I remember one time he made me do drills… “ugh” with a capital ‘G’!” |
WotS: No League Pass, No Problem November 6, 2007
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For those of us living off tin cans, Word on the Streetz surveys how we can catch all the NBA games to our hearts content…
Laura Gabbins Realtor “I work at the NBA Store but I don’t have a fixed home address. Say no more.” Elenor Smith Limo Driver “As a theater director I print out daily recaps and have my Shakespearean actors play it out on the parking lot.”  Batman Crime Fighter “Two words my man: Illegal Satellite Signal. Okay that’s three words, but I can judo chop you arm, so there.” |
WotS: Ricky And Riles Sitting On A Tree… October 29, 2007
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Oh man oh man oh man. Totally didn’t get to this last week, but Ricky Davis + Pat Riley = Super Fun Time? Or Wild Headache of Doom? Word on the Streetz asks the smart peeps…
Leonard Hinkley Maso-therapist “Oh HELL no.” Catalina Robins Electrician “Ricky Davis will do one of three things with the Heat this year: 1) slick his hair back just to spite Pat 2) Try cockblock Wade’s alley-oops by going for it at the same time 3) Launch 3s as soon as he crosses halfcourt.”  Dr. Claw Cartoon Villain “Mwha-haha-ha!!! Soon, my plans will be completed— Uh, oh, Ricky? Yeah, you think I’m a problem causer around here ha!” |
WotS: Of Sex And Men? October 22, 2007
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Soooo, the intimate details of one Justin Williams, wife and stranger comes out in the police dept. Word on the Streetz would like to know the level of “ughh-ness” we’re willing to know about the NBAer’s bedroom lives…
David Tang Scholar “So long as a video camera isn’t involved I’d say I can live with the craziest things– y’know, Cronenberg shit!!” Jill Monroe Ice Sculptor “3-some? Pssht, that’s so 90s. It’s all about the 4.2-somes in 2007. Think about it.”  Paris Hilton Person “Hey nobody called me!” |
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