WotS: Alonzo Mourning Will Point His Index Fingers Upwards For One More Year July 16, 2007
Posted by TheHype in Miami Heat, Word on the Streetz , 4 comments |
Al-Zo just declared that he wants yet another go with the Miami Heat next season. Word on the Streetz has you covered with the pulse of the nation on this monumental happenstance:
Melissa Newman
Anthropologist
“From a scientific
perspective I can
understand how Zo
just needs to convulse
after every blocked
shot…I mean, it’s
simple human nature.” 
Tim McGibbons
Chess Grandmaster
“It’s a good thing
I think actually. We
all need to yell at someone
for the entire game
for just being a dick right?”
“The Hunter”
CIA: Classified
“Not surprising at
all that he’d return.
He’s been doing
this since the late 1700s—
… I’ve said too much.”
Word on the Streetz: How Do You Pass the Time Until the Season Start? July 9, 2007
Posted by TheHype in Unrelatedness, Word on the Streetz , 3 comments |
As this … undead life of an offseason drags on, it’s pretty hard to think about the league when the season is months away. What’s the Word on the Streetz on how folks cope?
Rachel Daniels
Day care worker
“Here’s what
I do: first I dress
the little kids in Pacers
and Pistons uniforms,
then, I make them
fight each other.
I tear up everytime..” 
Mr. Cuddles
Cute puppy
“WOOF! WOOF!
WOOF! WOOF!
WOOF!”
Ricky Sanchez
Plumber
“Man, fuck that
wait, it’s all about
cricket son! Muttiah
Muralitharan
for lifez!!”
Word on the Streetz: Yi Jianlian Hiding July 5, 2007
Posted by TheHype in Milwaukee Bucks, Word on the Streetz , 3 comments |
Yi, the 19 year old (or 25 year old—no one knows, not even Greg Oden, and he knows everything) is now notorious because of his “camp” not wanting to report for the Milwaukee Bucks, who drafted him. What is the Word on the Streetz with random folks on this hottly hot issue?
David Smith
R&B Singer
“Look, what do you
expect from Yi?
His care free;
eff-the-man utopia
of a country brought
him up like this.
Dude’s a damn
hippie.” 
Gregory Hicks
Taebo Instructor
“My problem with
him is his cheek
bones. Have you taken
a look at it lately?!
It can cut diamonds!
Blood diamonds!
What you know about
that Leo
DiCaprio??”
Ray-Ray
Locksmith
“Give the boy a damn
break would’ya? It’s
quite simple: when he gets
blocked by Nate Robinson
–he needs it to be featured
in a big market so people will
make fun of him.”
