http://thehypeguy.com NBA Foolishness, Blog-style Sun, 11 May 2008 19:41:52 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Huh, interesting that this unaired SNL clip with Will Ferrell and Shaq didn't blaze up the NBA blogs last week. Then again, I think the world hasn't forgiven Ferrell for dropping a bore that is Semi-Pro... http://thehypeguy.com/2008/05/11/shaq-is-the-protectorz/ Now I don't have the techno-gadgetry of say AA or Odenized, so you'll just have to believe me. Or, if those two spots have it, believe them when they upload it. A little under 11mins in the 3rd with the Hornets totally owning the Spurs, David West made an awesome move ... http://thehypeguy.com/2008/05/05/great-moments-in-lip-reading-history-chris-paul/ Listen kids, back in the year 2008, there were these great Eastern Conference first round match ups that took everyone by surprise. Your uncle Barney made legendary bet that if LeBron James AND Kevin Garnett did not make it to the second round, he would hit on Doris Burke. Now, believe ... http://thehypeguy.com/2008/05/02/whatd-i-give-for-the-zards-beheading-the-king-rockets-to-fly-and-hawks-warrioring-the-celtics/ Cerebral head bumps to Mr. Kerby for getting this into my head so as a result, the following should be sung whilst listening to FOC (video) [Stan Van Gundy] Goodbye, goodbye-ee-eye Leggy Bosh Every game I look across the hardwood floor There you were Your shorts down to your legs And your legs down to the floor. Leggy Bosh ... http://thehypeguy.com/2008/04/28/goodbye-leggy-bosh/ Oh hello there friends. It's me. Hypey. It's time I write down some words. This timez, it's about all the what/ifs happening on the playoff battle arena right now. As a basketball lover, it pains me to admit with deep regret that I haven't watched much of the Suns/Spurs deathmatch. ... http://thehypeguy.com/2008/04/28/whatd-i-give-for-the-phoenix-suns-to-win-it-all/ According to Jeff Wong of THE SCORE dot SEE EH "Blah Day" is the day you realize you wasted your life rooting for millionaires that slack off on defense which then somehow makes you cry like a little girl. The idea is to do something about it. Stop watching that ugh ... http://thehypeguy.com/2008/04/21/nba-blah-day-be-a-spy/ Your trusty all winning, all sexy playoff picks for the 2008 NBA Playoffs, as decided by randomly pitting one team’s merchandise versus another. Marketing peeps, I'm your worst nightmare… WEST LAKERS' Color Schemed Honda Element vs. NUGGETS' Video Game Chair First all, the Honda Element is the shittiest looking vehicle to have ever ... http://thehypeguy.com/2008/04/18/playoff-predictionales-west-side-story/ Your trusty all winning, all true playoff picks for the 2008 NBA Playoffs, as decided by randomly pitting one team's cheerlady versus another. You best hope your team's dancer's bio ghostwriter was on their A-game... EAST CELTICS's Haley vs. HAWKS' Briana in Movie Tastes Haley says she likes Elf and Pride and Prejudice ... http://thehypeguy.com/2008/04/17/playoff-predictionales-east-side/ In what seem to be a coincidental annual thing here, I'm live blogging an end of season game that means big bucks for the teams involved. I really want the Beard to win. Let's see how this baby flies shan't we? 1st Q: -- So that we're clear, the Warrior's equipment manager totally ... http://thehypeguy.com/2008/04/14/haphazard-live-blogging-warriors-vs-suns/ The Hotness Computer: Computing Away the Uglies Since 248 BC. This year's awards will recognize the truly beautiful aspects of the game, as mathematically calculated by The Hotness Computer. The Hotness Playa: Chris Paul Surely CP3's magic can no longer be contained. It's just bursting like tulips around this time of year. This ... http://thehypeguy.com/2008/04/08/year-end-awards-presented-by-the-hotness-computer/