http://thehypeguy.com NBA Foolishness, Blog-style Mon, 10 Nov 2008 12:23:37 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Riiiiiiiight. I miss these parts of the internet so badly guys. I seriously honestly have no idea what's going on in the NBA right now and it makes me wants to smash that cricket (METAPHOR!!!!) Like I hear Allen Iverson just got traded to Beirut for $22 million and three packs ... http://thehypeguy.com/2008/11/10/nba-nba-nba-nba%c2%bf/ If there's one thing that brings me back faster to the blog world... it's Ms. G. Her, and of course dinosaur porn. SEE HER NEW WEBSITE YA'LL http://thehypeguy.com/2008/09/22/blog-resurrection/ Hi, sup? This is a good game already, I'm sorry I haven't been around in ages. I've missed you. Let's get settled. 7-6 US. Love Greece's passing. So fluid and intelligent, no energy is wasted. You know, even after two years, I can't believe Greece has a black guy. When will the Chinese ... http://thehypeguy.com/2008/08/14/isis-poulus-whatever-sis-greece-vs-team-usa-live-blog/ Sooo, that happened. I'm most impressed with Rondo's buddha-like emotions. Very interesting seeing that the other guys' coach is supposed to be the zen dude. Here's the deal: I honestly only watched bits and pieces of every game throughout the entire playoffs. Sad to say I know. As one that found ... http://thehypeguy.com/2008/06/17/a-bruce-banner-year/ Oh the number of ways you mean to me. You break out and get INHISFACE to Mark Jackson everytime you get. You make fun of ABC promos like they're the shitiest thing you've heard (they are) You break down what works and what doesn't on the court. You are freaking funny. And you sir, if ... http://thehypeguy.com/2008/06/09/dear-jeff-van-gundy/ Here's an idea: there should be a pill that allows one to fall back to sleep easily when they are just recovering from previous three nights of a summer cold. Oh yea. It's called 'ambient' or some shit and I hear it causes erections that last long enough so you ... http://thehypeguy.com/2008/05/31/vaguely-cognizant-thoughts-on-bostonlakers-life-and-time-travelling-bunnies/ Sure it might have been a foul, and Duncan might've travelled so let's just say the NBA officiating is what it is. I've stopped thinking about how they should change the refs or ways in which they can be more consistent. Fact is, it will never be perfect. Had the foul ... http://thehypeguy.com/2008/05/28/see-you-in-the-09-finals-spurs/ "...if they dreamt at all" You knew this was a long time coming. (Then again though, just a smidge weak in terms of The Onion standards of writing... still, I love you, The Onion, offer me a job and I'll delete this post) 2-Year-Old Donkey Called Up To Pro Donkey Basketball League http://thehypeguy.com/2008/05/26/donkey-basketball-part-deu/ I just got home, after doing a bunch of stuff half sober from the previous night's bbq/Guitar Hero/Rock Band fest and knowing that I don't have The Score (Canada's indy sports network) -- I felt kinda sad-faced emoticoned. But what's this? TNT has a page that rips things up to several ... http://thehypeguy.com/2008/05/25/tnt-done-blow-things-up/ Huh, interesting that this unaired SNL clip with Will Ferrell and Shaq didn't blaze up the NBA blogs last week. Then again, I think the world hasn't forgiven Ferrell for dropping a bore that is Semi-Pro... http://thehypeguy.com/2008/05/11/shaq-is-the-protectorz/