Morning Drive: Don’t Forget The Clutch March 4, 2008
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The golden locks of Siegfried Illustration: TheHypeIf you’re not a sissy, driving clutch is the way to go. What other motives would there be to go un-clutch? None is the answer son (hey that stupidly rhymed!)
But let us examine the importance of the clutch, especially with a standard vehicle: it’s very important. I can’t stress this enough: the car can’t even move if there’s no clutch. Please find a your dealership as you as you see that a clutch is missing, cause that ain’t right.
Morning Drive: Get Out Of The Way March 3, 2008
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Slama-jama-Obama! Illustration: TheHypeWatch out!
When you see the reigning lion running full steam into your defense, do the sensible thing any driver in the mist of the NBA would do: Pull the hand break and jump the fuck out of the car—Jason Statham style.
You do not want to get punked on national tee-vee. In fact, that’s 5 demerit points right there.
Things to look out for in avoiding this:
It’s probably when your team is up or very close in points against this type of road subject that your internal hazard light should flicker. Once you’ve acknowledged that this is the case, hold on tight because the thunder will come down any moment. Be sure to report it to the insurance that it was their fault.
LeBron on Deng [YouTube]
Morning Drive: Where student basketball drivers get to learn their basic theory before approaching daddy’s BMW Z4, because you’ll fuck it up bad, real bad.
