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So Someone Scored 168 Points In 22 Games Straight AND Blocked Tyson Chandler On A Dunk Attempt?? March 17, 2008

Posted by TheHype in Houston Rockets, Photoshopery , 3 comments |

Hello internet. I’ve missed you. Don’t ever leave me… I was in a… I was in a very dark place. And by dark place, I’m of course talking about the Film Processing room where I took some film stock to get processed.

Well well well. The Houston Rockets are the feast of the Eas–er–We-a-st? Not matter that failed pun, if it took 22 wins in a row to resurrect my T-Mac love then so be it. Even if we all know the real hero is The Sarcastic Voice That Is The Sound From Jeff Van Gundy’s mouth. It was only a matter of time when I’ve had to put my “real life” on hold and come back to the very thing that I wish life to be: the endless record breaking bliss of basket yonder.

I mean, seriously, who the flip puts up 168 points? Not Flip Saunders or Flip Murray mind you. Not even the Flip Mode Squad. So as we brace for the eventual cranking of the REAL season, please NBA, break the following, once thought humanly impossible, feats:

• Scoring 100 points in a quarter

• An entire game consisting of just dunks

• The Charlotte Bobcats finally gives fans what they want: a match between actual Bobcats

• Melissa Joan Hart sinks 9 shot clock beaters

• And finally: the unprecedented on-the-fly call by referee Derrick Stafford to a penalty play

So, this brings us to Tuesday’s Celtics-Rockets roast. And it’s going to be easy money: Rockets. Forget the Celtics, their charmingly little rise this year cannot get in the way of #2-3. Mac for 59 pts!

What? Salem the Cat was gangsta. (Nick Bakay started the Tale of the Tape!)

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