Goodbye Leggy Bosh April 28, 2008
Posted by TheHype in 2008 Playoffs, Orlando Magic, Toronto Raptors , 3 comments |
Cerebral head bumps to Mr. Kerby for getting this into my head so as a result, the following should be sung whilst listening to FOC (video)
[Stan Van Gundy]
Goodbye, goodbye-ee-eye
Leggy Bosh
Every game I look
across the hardwood floor
There you were
Your shorts down to your legs
And your legs down to the floor.
Leggy Bosh goodbye, goodbye.
Now that you are gone I’ll never see you here on your bench chair
Wish you knew how much I loved your legs and your hair
Leggy Bosh goodbye, goodbye
Le Blog Show Numéro Douze June 9, 2007
Posted by TheHype in Videos , 2 comments |
Psst! The title is a formality… just so people know I’m really Canadian (c’est vrai!) and not like those fake ones, yeah you Elisha Cuthbert! Why did I bring that up at all? well, the goodfellas over at Blog Show gave the site a high-five featuring the Ron Ron/SV-Gun post. Hurrahz! Washington Post’s intennetz presence is at a serious fever pitch!
I also recommend Steinz interrogation of the Stanley Cup. Don’t worry Dan, the S-Cup is always like that, what a tease.
Have a fantastic weekend you beautiful lads and lasses, be back Monday to destroy Sunday’s game. Meanwhile, time to get trampled around outside Montreal by tourists and this thing called Formula One racing (???)
A Comparative Study of Two Great Bodies June 4, 2007
Posted by TheHype in Photoshopery , 2 comments |
It’s not often I bust out talk about NBA coaches (actually, I hardly ever do). But I just felt today was the day. We know that The Billy Donovan Remix Tape didn’t pan out as well as the Orlandoans Orlandants O-Town citizens hoped it would. But fear not! Greater light is on the horizon. In the form of Stan Van Gundy.
The SV-Gun has a storied career: took over the 2003-04 Heat — when Sith Lord Pat Riley thought it’d be another 10 years before they can make it to the playoffs — but was successful in running a solid team and showcasing the rookie that was Dwyane Wade. 04-05, Stan the Man was thisclose to getting the team to the Finals. Of course, the next season, Riles was back and Gundy might as well been in Witness Protection because that was the last time we ever heard of him.
BUT, even with ALL THAT. The one thing that’s most remarkable about Stan Van Gundy’s work is, and will always be: his resemblance of Ron Jeremy. So, in the worst transition ever, here’s what those two men would bring to the NBA table for next year:
